CORY REYNOLDS | DATE 5/6/2026

Now it can be told: The true story of the Society for Indecency to Naked Animals

“WHAT TO DO IF YOU SEE A NAKED ANIMAL: 1. Provide temporary covering for the animal using an overcoat, shawl or blanket. 2. If no immediate covering is available, lead animal gently to nearest shed or areas hidden from public view. 3. Report the location, complete description of animal and any identifying marks by telephone to your nearest SINA headquarters. REMEMBER: ‘Decency today means Morality tomorrow.’”
Featured image is reproduced from Inside SINA The Society for Indecency to Naked Animals, editor Andrew Lampert’s wild new scrapbook exposé of a years-long media hoax led by Alan and Jeanne Abel with actor Buck Henry. Collecting original documents, news reports, correspondence, photos and texts by the perpetrators, Alan and Jeanne Abel, this mind-boggling album tells the preposterous true story of the mediagenically successful, yet entirely fake moralist campaign to clothe all animals taller than four inches and longer than six.